Uh oh, sounds like Ana’s not going to be sending the butt drawer a Christmas card this year! Scandalous! How will it keep up with all her news?
Seriously, what the fuck is this sentence? Did EL mean “Christmas list,” like Ana doesn’t want to own the butt drawer? Or does she actually mean she doesn’t want to send a container of anal-related inanimate objects a seasonal greeting? She’s going to feel really bad when it sends her one anyway.
HOLY CRAP YES WHAT NOW ANA